Every Neighbours Finale Has a Dark Side.

Unfortunately for Koko, he is a busy man and he can miss big events in life.  Birth of child – missed.  Birth of second child – missed.  John Farnham Last Time Tour – missed.  And …

Neighbours finale Fauves

Unfortunately for Koko, he is a busy man and he can miss big events in life.  Birth of child – missed.  Birth of second child – missed.  John Farnham Last Time Tour – missed.  And unusual, that two such big events in life happen within the span of one week.  And equally strange, that the two events are linked.  The Neighbours Finale and a Fauves show in Brunswick?  Please read on.

Kokomo was busy playing a gig on the 28th of July, and he miss the Neighbours finale.  Koko hopes to catch up at some point, because his trusty VCR player not operational and still jammed with unmentionable German VHS cassette.  Anyway, Koko watched Neighbours before Margot Robbie appear.  He fall in love with Kylie Minogue and Madeline West among others.  He enjoy the show.  And Koko sad he miss the Neighbours finale.

The Fauves play in Brunswick…

Now, Koko has seen The Fauves more than he have hot dinners.  And unfortunately, he missed their show on 30th of July in Brunswick.  This show was set to be special, with an email from the Fauves publicity machine exclaiming “Four-Piece rock band play concert”.  Where “entertainment not guaranteed but heavily implied”.  Koko missed this hyped show. 

Koko was already sad he missed the show.  He extra sad when he see the set list.  The Fauves play classic song from Thousand Yard Stare  album – Every TV star has a dark side.  This track is rarely played, and is it a coincidence that the Fauves wheeled out this classic mere days after the Neighbours Finale?  Koko not think so.

In honor of that classic track, and in honor of the babes of Ramsey street Koko love his whole life, Koko create a special film clip for the Neighbours Finale.

And please, read along with the lyrics below. 

XoXo – Kokomo

Every TV Star has a dark side
What’s that shit you’re putting in my hair?”
“Hey buddy, don’t put the microphone there!”
“You know you’re sitting in my favourite chair.”

Every TV star has a dark side

Every day I get in around 5
We tell the fucking idiots it’s going out live
But they take out the bits that make me look stupid
Put ’em to air on TV’s funniest bloopers.

Every TV star has a dark side

Shagging the weathergirl out in the car park
Office romance? That’ll never work
When she blabs I want you to sack her
‘Cos by then I’ll be making love to Jamie Packer

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